2011: Year of the Ginge
Oh 2011. You snuck up on me like ‘N SYNC’s break up, but with less glitter. This time however I promised myself I won’t cope with this news by slipping into a mini twinkie and Clueless depression and instead I’m actually really excited for the future. Why? Well, there are many reasons. No, actually that’s a lie. There’s one reason and that’s because I’m sure 2011 will be the year of the MARINONI:
Step aside Nixon, it’s time for your side piece and her eyebrows to take center stage! And if that tie tells me anything, it’s that Marinoni is ready to claim her time in the spotlight. I mean, bitch probably had to sit through Sex and the City 2 at least 3 times, she’s gotta get some claps for that!
I know, I know-many of you are probably skeptic at her ability to be HBIC (head bitch in charge) of 2011 since the past few years had some really big hott messes—for example, 2010 saw the beautiful reign of Antoine Dodson, 2009 was the year of Spencer Pratt’s flesh tone beard and each year is obviously a little bit of COCO’s year, but I think she can do it. Considering the fuckery known as TLC gave Sarah Palin her own show and Willow Smith thinks she has the swag to cover Parent’s Just Don’t Understand (where you at Jazzy Jeff?!) then ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN. Long Live the Ginge!
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