Love is a funny thing, isn’t it?  One minute you’re frolicking around, finishing each other’s sentences, wearing matching Christmas sweaters and refilling each other’s glasses of boxed wine, then the next minute you’re fighting over which Jersey Shore cast member is your favorite. 

So it’s no surprise to me that 2011 has been a tough year for relationships.  Ashton and Demi, Kris and Kim, JLo and Marc, me and my dignity- I mean, don’t hate the playa, hate the game!  Yet a little part of me still believed in true love- I still felt that certain relationships could endure whatever life threw at them because what they had between them was the real friggin deal. 

But this hope went straight out the window when I heard about my main biatch Linda Hogan and her 23 year old boo entering Relationship Rehab. 

TMZ is reporting that Hogan and Charlie Hill, who have been engaged since last year have agreed to appear on the VH1 reality show in an attempt to fix their crumbling relationship.

Okay honestly-WHAT THE WHAT?!  I can’t believe this and frankly, I’m offended that TMZ even thought this story was true enough to publish.  If a relationship between a 52 year old divorcee and her children’s 23 year old friend can’t last than WHO CAN.  Seriously.  Who can.

The only plus side to them going on this show is that DMX and his wife will also be on it.  And if there’s anything I love more than Xanax and Chateau Diana, it’s Ruff Ryders.  Play on!