This week has been hard on all of us guys.  First Kim and Kris got divorced and while I think everyone in the world besides Helen Keller knew that was coming, I still was taken for a loop.  What really got me about all this wasn’t that their marriage was over; it was the fact that her wedding and divorce ruined headpieces for me.  Like how can I ever trust anything that starts with a headpiece ever again?  When Kim put that on and walked down the aisle, it was like one small step for plastic surgery and one huge step for headpieces.  And now that the place that brought them together is gone, I don’t really know where to go from here.

Fortunately (or unfortunately) for me though, I had to put Headpiece-gate aside because my number one illegal love, Justin Bieber was in over his head with a paternity suite.  Now, most people would expect me to be sad, depressed even about this but guys- this is a blessing in disguise.  I’ve always said that behind being adopted by Jay Z and Beyonce, the number one thing I live for is Maury’s paternity tests.  SO Justin, if you want to end this whole scandal, get your little stud muffin self over to Maury and have him put the damn KABOSH on this. 

Ugh just even talking about it again has made me tired and upset.  I’m ending this short post in hopes that when you guys go out this weekend, you’ll pour one out for all the good people we’ve lost this week.  Love you all- let’s stay strong.