February 2012
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So, this is how my day is going
Dad: Are you still at work
Me: Yea
Dad: Are you sweating?
Feb 28th
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In More Important News
So.  That was the Oscars.  And while I would LOVE to fill you in (not really at all) with a full recap, the night can really be summed up to three things: 1) Sasha Baron Cohen as the dictator is better than anything ever 2) JLo’s nipple 3) Angie’s right leg.  That’s it. Anyways, while the world was running around, freaking out about the Academy Awards, a PRINCESS made her debut...
Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Monday Night Thoughts, from me and Captain Morgan
I’m not sure if it was the Valentine’s Day post, or if I somehow suddenly appeared more knowledgeable about love overnight, but I’ve been getting a shit load of relationship questions this week.  Some of them were definitely written by 8th graders because they contained words like “homeroom,” “class” and “homework.  And since I’m 24, I feel weird advising 13 year olds on love since boys should...
Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Why Cory Matthews May Be the Man of my Dreams
Valentine’s Day is the most dreaded two-word combination for single women besides “Bikini Season” and “Blind Date.”  It’s like every year when February 14th rolls around, women suddenly turn into what I imagine every lady who’s ever worked at the DMV to be like- bitter, jaded and hungry. And even though, regardless of my relationship status, Valentine’s Day ranks somewhere between Take Your...
Feb 14th
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WatchWatch
“I wrote Tom” “Classic, timeless. I love it.”
Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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WatchWatch
I’d watch this repeatedly, but I think I’m having a seizure. #thatshitcray
Feb 9th
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Dear MIA: like, WTF?
Considering I’m a tiny white girl who owned a bright pink Limited Too card and the Saved By The Bell board game growing up, most wouldn’t consider me an authority on rap music.  But I am.  Like, if you sat me down with Jay Z, Lil Wayne, Kanye, Nas, Rick Ross or Ja Rule (you know, the greats) I guarantee we would have the most intellectually stimulating conversation.  Those skanks at the View would...
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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