December 2011
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Happy Holidays, love The Dopeness
Now that I’m an adult, with my own apartment and an actual vacuum, I began to look at “going home for the holidays” much differently than I did when I was in college. Back in those days, winter break was just an excuse to get drunk for a month with a group of people that knew you when your Tamagotchi was still alive. The alcohol-fueled reunion would, without fail, consist of everyone asking each...
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The Day Love Died
Love is a funny thing, isn’t it? One minute you’re frolicking around, finishing each other’s sentences, wearing matching Christmas sweaters and refilling each other’s glasses of boxed wine, then the next minute you’re fighting over which Jersey Shore cast member is your favorite.
So it’s no surprise to me that 2011 has been a tough year for relationships. Ashton and Demi, Kris and Kim, JLo and...
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I Wasn't Invited to This Wedding #928
You know those kinds of mornings when you wake up and you feel a sense of hope and promise, like when you wake up and you know exactly where you are and there’s not a left over hot pocket lying next to you? That happened to me this morning. I woke up and finally understood Ke$ha because I felt like P.Diddy, or Flava Flav at the very least- I mean I was really on my game! I jumped out of bed,...
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