January 2011
33 posts
That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when you realize Natalie Portman’s hooked up with both Jackie and Kelso.
lyssaventura:
Kanye West, Jay-Z, La Roux |...
Royal Wedding countdown: not enough days to find a...
April 29. The 29th of April. 4/29/11. What’s going on that day, you ask? Uhh, well I mean yes it is 9 days after 4/20 but that’s not why it’s important this year. Is it the anniversary of mine and Speidi’s love affair? Good guess, but no, that’s in September. No guys, April 29th is a huge day in my life that might only be equivalent to the day I found out which gas station didn’t card and...
“I also read the Bible for the first time. It was deep! I liked the parts where...”
– Lil Wayne to Rolling Stone, on how he spent his time in jail.
The Golden Globes: One Big Hot Mess Parade
Now that I’m all rested after the long weekend, celebrating my favorite holiday MLK Jr. Day by playing Edward 40’s Hands and watching re-runs of Family Matters, I’m ready to get back into the real world. And by real world, I mean the fuckery that was The Golden Globes.
I needed at least 38 hours to fully digest the award show, as I do with all big events in my life (Justin Beiber’s 3D movie,...
The Circle of Life, Travolta Style
Do you hear that? That glorious chorus of angels singing in perfect harmony, with Justin Bieber conducting and a harp and string quartet playing along? Did you feel your heart suddenly fill up with warmth and kindness, and you found yourself skipping down the street, hugging babies and helping old dudes cross the street? Don’t worry, you weren’t going crazy, you were just unknowingly hypnotized...
2011: Year of the Ginge
Oh 2011. You snuck up on me like ‘N SYNC’s break up, but with less glitter. This time however I promised myself I won’t cope with this news by slipping into a mini twinkie and Clueless depression and instead I’m actually really excited for the future. Why? Well, there are many reasons. No, actually that’s a lie. There’s one reason and that’s because I’m sure 2011 will be the year of the...