February 2010
38 posts
January 2010
45 posts
copycats:
Strippers and Cocaine remixed by DJ...
“We’re freaks, that’s all. Those two bastards got us nice and early...”
– J.D. Salinger, Franny and Zooey
What the?!?!
What in the fuckery fuck is going on here?! This is Mariah Carey’s video for her newest single, Up Out My Face and none of it makes sense. Not one second.
What does:
a) barbie dolls
b) nurses
c) target
have to do with this song?!
And I love Nicki Minaj as much as the next Young Money groupie but even she’s looks like she has no idea what the fuck she’s doing there....
Recently, while I was doing my monthly search of peacock pictures, I stumbled upon Yuling Deng’s caricature of Marie Antoinette. With vivid colors and contrasting, it’s hard to believe Deng is only a recent college grad. While she hasn’t had a showing yet, keep posted to her blog to find out when you can check out her collection.
“A wise girl kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesn’t believe, and leaves...”
– Marilyn Monroe (via quote-book)
“It’s great that you can listen and be a shoulder to someone, but what...”
– perks of being a wallflower
Win!
Urban Outfitter’s named Girls-Album as the best album of 2009 and this was the best thing I’ve seen at Urban since my “Stuff White People Like” book. (We DO love threatening to move to Canada! We DO love standing still at concerts!)
Besides it being an the Ketle One of CDs this year, the video for their single, Lust for Life is one of the best I’ve seen since...
“‘Just Kids’ captures a moment when Ms. Smith and Mapplethorpe were young, inseparable, perfectly bohemian and completely unknown”
-The New York Times on Patti Smith’s new memoir
“Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly —...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
“Yeah, it was fun. And then we came back and had to rewrite it all in New York....”
– Jason Schwartzman on writing the Darjeeling Limited with friends Wes Anderson and Roman Coppola
Johnny's new tattoo: Serbia forever
Of all my awkward celebrity crushes, I too am not woman enough to resist the man charms of Johnny Depp. Ever since I saw Benny and Joon when it first came out, he knocked out Zack Morris and ho-hos, and became #1 stud muffin in my little heart.
So, I can understand why Serbia decided to unveil a statue in his honor.
What I can’t wrap my mind around is, why the frig does he look like...
“Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big...”
– catcher in the rye
14204.) I am 21 and I've never had a boyfriend,...
(via blogsecret)
or you could be her:
“If you model yourself on somebody else, you’re nothing but ‘the poor man’s...”
– Zooey Deschanel (Elle, 2003)
There are so many things wrong with this cover, I almost don’t know where to begin. Oh, who am I kidding, let’s go with my fave HBIC (that’s head bitch in charge, thank you KeliS) Kate Gosselin. WHAT IN BEA ARTHUR IS THAT FUCKERY ON HER HEAD? It’s like if Brit Brit’s nappy ass wig had a love child with Bret Michael’s titanium mullet, and the kid had severe...
BSU applicants just increased 1,000,000%
Normally, I don’t pay much attention to sports, or really anything other than my marathons of Law and Order SVU and Cosby re-runs (with the eating of the jello…and the wiggling…and the wearing of the sweaters). However, luckily deadspin picked up the slack where I drunkenly left it hanging.
Last night was the Fiesta Bowl, and for those of you who watched it live, I’ve...
Why I don't have a twitter reason #4529529392
While I too was double fisting champagne and grey goose shots like nobody’s biznass on New Years Eve, I wasn’t a big enough asshole to tweet about it. Mostly because I don’t have a twitter, but that’s besides the point.
The Douche League (aka Chris Brown, Bow Wow and Akon) were out in full force New Years Eve, parrrtayyyy-in it up at LIV at the Fontainbleau in Miami...
“There seemed to be some correlation between devotion to God and a misguided zeal...”
– David Sedaris, Naked
