December 2009
48 posts
Colonel Mustard, in the Library, with no weapon,...
And just when I thought I got everything I wanted for christmas, Jon Gosselin comes and delivers more gifts under my grey goose tree. I’m sure everyone’s heard the news that Jon Gosselin’s apartment got broken into (especially since it was at the top of the “most read” stories on Forbes—FO REALZ?!?)
anyways, now the media is obsessed with this he said/she...
13870.) Though it is a loss for me, I'm kind of...
That’s weird, I didn’t know Tiger Woods’ whores have tumblr!
(via blogsecret)
“You worry too much. Eat some bacon… What? No, I got no idea if it’ll...”
– recently I stumbled upon the best twitter I’ve ever read.
It’s a collection of things this guy’s dad says and it’s absolutely worth following.
“I’m open to everything. When you start to criticize the times you live in,...”
– Karl Lagerfeld
“you are whatever a moon has always meant
and whatever a sun will always sing is...”
– ee cummings - i carry your heart (via quote-book)
“No matter how many times my heart breaks, I’ll never be any different.”
– Kate Hudson, Harper’s Bazaar
This Must End
So the smartasses over at Life & Style decided that it’d be a good idea to celebrate the holiday season with this BS. I don’t know about you, but I can think of about a million other things that say Merry Christmas than this big lipped babymaker and her 8 media pawns.
I feel bad for these babies because they already know that Santa’s fake. If he were real, he...
“I’m all over this ice cream beat like...
Sex and the City: Mole Free
With all the break-up reports going around of A-Rod and Kate, Jake and Reese, Kate and her possum wig (NO! I’m kidding. If that happened my world would EXPLODE!) Sarah Jessica Parker just had to get in on it, didn’t she? The Sex and the City star revealed to David Letterman what ever happened to that F- you from God, known as her chin mole. SJP said that her brother-in-law removed it when she...
Love Home Alone
Kevin McCallister: I understand. I had a nice pair of Rollerblades. I was afraid to wreck them, so I kept them in a box. Do you know what happened? I outgrew them. I never wore them outside. Only in my room a few times.
Bird Lady: A person's heart and feelings are very different than skates.
Kevin McCallister: They're kind of the same thing. If you won't use your heart, who cares if it gets broken? If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it'll be like my Rollerblades. When you do decide to try it, it won't be any good. You should take a chance. Got nothing to lose.
“I believe that life is worth taking your time in-if you rush through it, you...”
Happy NOT Birthday Hova
Normally, this would’ve been the time where I give my best friend Jay-Z a big 40th birthday shout out but now, I don’t think so. Why? Because I called Beyonce and asked her what the plans were for jigga’s bday and she told them they were celebrating it together. And I understood, I was like “that’s cool”
But then I go on people.com and see that that skank...
Have Mercy!
While kids today have hotties like Ray Romano and Zack and Cody to idolize, growing up I had Uncle Jesse. Uncle Jesse, with his perfect hair and muscles, and song-writing and music playing…er anyway, it seems my hunk of love may have run into some legal trouble.
A michigan couple claims they have damaging photos of John Stamos and are threatening to release them unless they’re...
Ready, aim, tomatoes
There are many different things I could think to do when I’m bored. Color in my Dora coloring book, play my old school Beverly Hills 90210 drinking game, google earth Chace Crawford’s apartment. You get the idea-I’m very busy.
However, thanks to a genius and very unstable dude, I now have a new hobby to add to my list. During the book signing for her autobiography at the...
Damn you Farmville
Lo: um hi can you please be my neighbor on farmville
Me: No way, I quit that shit. Too addicting
Lo: i know but i just need more neighbors. And i need some gifts
Me: Ok
“I think when you are younger, you get swept away by grand gestures…. When you...”
– Sarah Jessica Parker, on relationships
[Via: Glamour]
(via erinsshenanigans)
someone call Brangelina
While we’re on the subject of loving the booze, heiress Casey Johnson was arrested this weekend after allegedly stealing items from a former best friend. Jasmine Lennard, Johnson’s former bff, says that Johnson’s problems don’t just end at stealing.
Jasmine has also admitted to taking care of Casey’s adopted daughter, Ava, after the Johnson+Johnson heiress asked...
Mrs. Keaton!
Speaking of mating, Meredith Baxter has publicly come out as a late-in-life lesbian. Baxter, who is most famous for playing Mrs. Keaton on Family Ties, made her announcement to People, The Advocate and the Today Show in a televised interview with Matt Lauer.
She claims she wanted to come clean herself, after the National Enquirer ran pictures of her and her longtime partner on a lesbian cruise,...
Tiger gets a hole in one, and in another one, and...
So by now I’m sure most of you have heard about Tiger Woods and all his biddies that are claiming to have hooked it with the golf pro.
Furthering these claims, today one of these biddies has released a private voicemail left by Tiger, in which he asks her to change her voicemail greeting because his wife went through his phone and found her number. However we all know that this is...
“My album covers are not sexual at all, which was an issue at my record label. I...”
– lady gaga, on her sexuality to Elle